by Lorraine

YOU GUYS!  If you haven’t heard already, Britney Spears is being sued for (but not limited to): farting, picking her nose, not showering, chain smoking, and flashing her crotch at her ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores. If all these things are in fact all illegal to do to an employee, I definitely have a case against the toddler I used to babysit. Boy could that baby smoke.

Guaranteed Song Parodies to follow this news:

Opps I Farted Again

Light Me Baby One More Time

If You Smell Gamey

From the Bottom of My Broken Fart

Me Against Fernando Flores

Song Titles that still work:

Toxic

Unusual You

Circus