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Lyrics by Michael T. Astolfi & Michelle Ciotta (07/13/11)

PITtv Official Music Video (http://thepit-nyc.com)

 I see you flying ‘round the castle

With the witch I love and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

I guess the potion in my cauldron

Wasn’t enough, and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!

 And curse her too!”

I said, if you weren’t in Gryffindor,

You might have liked me more.

Ha, that hat was rigged!

(That hat was rigged!)

‘Though there’s a Dark Mark on my arm,

I still wish you no harm with a

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

 

Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a cool portkey,

But that don’t mean I can’t apparate us there.

I guess he’s more Hogwarts and I’m Diagon Alley,

But she hates the way you mess up your hair.

 

I pity the skrewt, that falls in love with you

(Oh squib she’s a Mudblood!)

Filthy Mudblood!

[Did you just call me a Mudblood?!]

Woohoo!

I got no excuse for you!

Yeah, go run off with your arrogant toerag!

 

I see you flying ‘round the castle

With the witch I love and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

I guess the potion in my cauldron

Wasn’t enough, and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!

 And curse her too!”

I said, if you weren’t in Gryffindor,

You might have liked me more.

Ha, that hat was rigged!

(That hat was rigged!)

‘Though there’s a Dark Mark on my arm,

I still wish you no harm with a

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

 

And so, about Godric’s Hollow,

Had to warn, request, plead, and Death Eat.

Trying to help ya, trying to save ya.

‘Cause betraying that Dark Lord don’t come cheap!

 

I pity the skrewt, that falls in love with you

(Oh squib she’s a Mudblood!)

Filthy Mudblood!

[Did you just call me a Mudblood?!]

Woohoo!

I got no excuse for you!

Ha! Oh, I really hate the Dark Arts right now…

 

I see you flying ‘round the castle

With the witch I love and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

I guess the potion in my cauldron

Wasn’t enough, and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!

 And curse her too!”

I said, if you weren’t in Gryffindor,

You might have liked me more.

Ha, that hat was rigged!

(That hat was rigged!)

‘Though there’s a Dark Mark on my arm,

I still wish you no harm with a

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

 

Now dark lord, dark lord, dark lord, why’d you have to, have to hunt down her son?

(Her son, her son, her son?)

I asked Dumbledore to save you, but he said I was the selfish one!

(The one, the one, the one!)

I’d do anything!

 

(Uh!) Whhhy? (Uh!)

Whhhy? (Uh!)

Whhhy?!  Lily, I love you!

(Uh!) Whhhy? (Uh!)

Whhhy?! I still love you - Always!

 

I see you flying ‘round the castle

With the witch I love and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

I guess the potion in my cauldron

Wasn’t enough, and I’m like,

“Stupefy you!

 And curse her too!”

I said, if you weren’t in Gryffindor,

You might have liked me more.

Ha, that hat was rigged!

(That hat was rigged!)

‘Though there’s a Dark Mark on my arm,

I still wish you no harm with a

“Stupefy you!”

(Hoo, hoo, hooo!)

 

Always…